My husband informed me that Resident Evil 5 will not be out until February of 2009! What the fuck? I don't understand why it takes so long to make a video game! I should not have to wait 4 to 5 years to play the next installment of a game. Silent Hill 5 doesn't come out until 2009 either. Is this some bullshit or what? If I was into Grand Theft Auto or something equally unamusing then I would be all set. They come out with a new installment every couple of months, it seems.

I'm heartbroken by this news. It better be well worth the fucking wait. I'm now demanding that it consist of weeks worth of game play and feel like a virtual reality game. I want those zombies climbing out of the screen at me with their putrid flesh hanging off their bodies. I want blood splattered on my living room walls from blowing their heads off with a high powered shotgun. I want my heart to beat so fast that I need a pacemaker. I want the intensity and fear to cause me to sleep with a nightlight for the rest of my life. Damn it.. I just want to play the fucking game!!

I'm having withdrawals here.