It's 8:48am right now. I've been at work for an hour - available for calls for 48 minutes - and I've had one call. That's it. Wouldn't it be lovely if the whole day was this way? I could handle one call per hour. That would make being here on the best shopping day of the year worth it. I don't really have much shopping left to do so I probably wouldn't be out today anyway, but I'd still like to be anywhere except here today. Why are some companies like this? The rest of the world - other than retail - are off today. I don't work in retail therefore I shouldn't be at work today. Wouldn't it be great if they started sending people home early? I would jump for the opportunity to leave early today.

Ooh, my tummy hurts. I think the turkey wants out. Maybe if I spend half the day in the bathroom they'll send me home. *grin*