Friday is only the longest day of the week when I don't work on Saturday. I'm in HELL here, people. I've been here for sixty-eight minutes and I'm ready to go home. This is going to be such a long day. I feel like I'll never get out of here. I still have more than an hour just until my first break! Someone put me out of my misery. Just give me the winning lottery numbers, please! I swear I'll give half of the money to the poor.