It was so nice having three days off! Now I'm back at work and the day is going by so slow. We're having a rock, paper, scissors tournament at work today. How freaking stupid is that? I hope I get my ass kicked in the first round so I don't have to deal with any more than a few humiliating seconds of this nonsense. Fifteen minutes from now I'll be heading down there. Fun, fun. At least I won't be on the phone with a potentially annoying customer.

Update: I got knocked out in the 2nd round. No championship tournament for me next week - thank God.