Sometimes I can be a real bitch. OK, a lot of the time I can be a real bitch. Especially when it comes to dealing with ignorance. I really have no tolerance for it. Even the simplest things can set me off.
A woman calls in and begins our conversation by saying, "Yeah, I was calling to ..... "
No! Let me stop you there, you fucking moron. You are calling. Not was. Not past tense. Why? Because you are on the mother fucking phone with me right this minute. If you happen to be explaining the phone call to another person at a later time, then you can say "I was calling to... blah, blah, blah..." but you can't talk to me in the present about something that is happening in the present and use the past tense. It makes me want to SCREAM!
Hello, I am calling to inform you that you are an ignorant fuck. Learn the English language, please.
OK, I'm done venting now. Thanks so much for listening. Sorry if I have offended anyone. I just had to get that out.
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Is it wrong that I laughed OUT loud at this. Snort².
Sorry, that's what happens after a really long, extremely busy day. :)
Damn woman! I think you just offended me, or is it you are offending me? I am not sure. I am reading in the present but you typed it in the past. ???
LOL..... I hope you have a better day tomorrow.
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