I'm sitting in my living room watching Rock of Love starring Bret Michaels with my husband and getting paid for it. Our company picnic let out at 2pm, but I'm getting paid until 5pm. How cool is that? So, anyway.. Rock of Love is a "reality" show much like The Bachelor except it's got a group of skanky want-to-be rock-n-roll bitches with their boobies hanging out trying to win the "love" of a washed up musician. It's absolutely hilarious. I couldn't think of a better way to spend a Wednesday afternoon.