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the father of one of my kids

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

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I'm not one for reading things that people forward to us in emails, but this one was sent by Jeremy's uncle and I thought it was quite amusing.

Posted by neptunebaby on September 09, 2006 at 05:38 PM

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